Language and mind

March 28, 2013

British grammar nazis

GrammerDisclaimer: the adjacent — and colored meaningfully yellow — graphic piffle is not intended to mean the Union Jack proper. It is the British grammar nazis logo on Facebook.

British grammar nazis header

The logo dubious pulchritude may be seen in its full form on the right here, also with a click.

Now, without going into matters of the meaning of life, or the spoken lore on WWII and British losses — invaluable for those hard of reading — let me focus on the statistics and implications.

I mean, much has been written about WWII. Evidently, mere gathering orthography and other detail does not make one capable of text interpretation. The fact shows in website reactions to The Daily Mash: the guys hardly get irony. Daily mash

British grammar nazis sharesThe article appears full size, when clicked.

The reactions page does the same. Should there be visiting grammar nazis,   I promise a brief primer on irony after this indispensable piece of advice.

The site has about 50 thousand ‘likes’. Taking the British population alone, that would make about 50 thousand functionally illiterate, among about 63 million people. Some might say it is not so bad, it is not even one percent. Still, you’d better ‘think literacy’, going to the UK: the guys wouldn’t have had the UK flag their capriccio, if it were not permitted.

Try for a plain passport photo, that is, without brooches, scarves, ties, anything you do not always carry; the piffle shows the guys’ attention to picture specifics. ;)

Remember to wave your hand, getting a taxi; it is a simple, therefore legible gesture. Try to get a map with statues and other tourist attractions in large icons. It is better to take a walk from the National Museum than end up the Piccadilly, owing to small print. ;)

In hotels, always tick the boxes. At best, you ask for those straight, should you be provided with a form without boxes to tick. ;)

When it comes to mailing letters, get the recorded: they have ID strips. Seeking directions, approach people with newspapers: there are odds they can read them. Never ever leave your books or papers, especially open: they might be taken for other utilities. ;)

Now, the primer on irony. The basics are in the affirmative and the negative. You do not take them for a yes or no merely. Let me quote the Mash:

In no way are any of these people vain, arsey pedants.

You do not take this for a refutation, which Wikipedia explains. The ironic vogue, you interpret the statement. ;)

Naturally, life cannot be about statements only. Let me continue with the Mash.

The way they selflessly dedicate themselves to correct punctuation, for example by pointing out to the staff of a chip shop why the term ‘chip’s’ is a sloppy obfuscation, confirms they are bold and righteous individuals.

The ironic fashion, you apply antonymy, to grasp the gist. The rest may become plain with this kind of close synonymy that would not support a complimentary note.

Laying all that out in detail to a grammar nazi looks discouragingly big a task, hence the handful of thoughts and the primary color, yellow (adjective, reference 3). ;)

In plain words, the grammar nazis evidently do not have the courage to admit that picking on people’s works has no chance to bring in anything creative or sophisticated. They also do not offer own blogs or websites, especially with serious language work, for evaluation.

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